What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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