Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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