diarrhea.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Black people

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Women drivers...

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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