- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

whats the capital of congo famine

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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