- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Pianos.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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