- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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