- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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