- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

don't just stand there

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

don't just stand there

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

don't just stand there

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania