- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is average.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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