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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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