Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

just in time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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