Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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eh

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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