- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why can't jokes spit?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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