- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why can't jokes spit?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Good afternoon.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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