- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Justin beiber..

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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