- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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