I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Cancer.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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