- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Nickelback

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Pickles

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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