- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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