Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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willie revilame

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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