What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

White NBA players.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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