- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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