- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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