- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychics.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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