Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A child walks into a classroom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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