why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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