What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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