Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

WNBA

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Microwave

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

c-? men, C-men

whats dumb and small? dandruff

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

i like turtles

the NAACP

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