What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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