- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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