- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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