- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

2 + 2 = 4

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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