Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did? Yes

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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