Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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