Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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