So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Justin Bieber.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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