whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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