how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Chicken

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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wael.. nuff said

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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