What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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