- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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