why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

You know what's natural? Bears.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Y u do dis?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Arrow in the Knee!

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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