WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What did the fish say after he

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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