- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

my gramma died

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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