- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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