Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Equal rights!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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