What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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