Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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John Cena

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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