- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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