Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Anti Joke

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