- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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